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Confucius Says:


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Man who run in
front of car get tired.




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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.




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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.




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Man who scratch his behind
should not bite fingernails.




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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.




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War does not
determine who is right,
war determine
who is left.




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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.




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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.




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Man who live in
glass house
should change clothes in
basement.




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Man who pass gas in
church sit in own pew.