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Tongues of Fire	Questions	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 967 06/19/03 06:24:35 Hello from Canada	Q: Why was everyone in the bible poor? A: There was only one job. Q: Which prophet in the bible did not have a father? A: Joshua, the son of Nun. Q: What did Ammon say to King Lamoni after he tended the sheep? A: Could you give me a hand? Q: What pet was Lehi commanded to take with him when he left Jerusalem? A: A flea. Lehi was commanded to take his family and flea into the wilderness.
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HopeOfZion	Re: Questions	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6815 06/19/03 08:56:25	Good ones! "Jesus preached the Kingdom, but what came was the church." "There is not a truth existing which I fear or would wish unknown to the whole world." - Thomas Jefferson Site: www.hopeofzion.com Message Board: pub64.ezboard.com/bhopeofzion55953
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Tongues of Fire	Re: Questions	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 967 07/01/03 18:55:52 Hello from Canada	Q: Who built the ark? A: I have Noah idea! Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence? A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow! Q: Who made King Arthur's round table? A: Sir Cumference! Q: What did the mama broom say to the baby broom? A: It's time to go to sweep! Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side! Q: What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk, 99 clunk? A: A centipede with a wooden leg! Q: Why was the belt arrested? A: Because it held up some pants! Q: Why did New York give her New Jersey to Kansas? A: I don't know, Alaska! Q: What's invisible and smells like bananas? A: Monkey burps! Q: How do you make a bandstand? A: Take their chairs away!
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servant	Read it in the Readers Digest	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1403 07/08/04 03:03:00 Moderator	Two green beans were crossing the highway. One got run over by a semi. The other scraped him up and took him to the hospital. The operation took hours. Finally, the doctor came out and told the healthy green bean, "I have good news and bad news." The green bean said, "What is the good news." "Your friend is going to live." "What is the bad news?" "He will be a vegetable the rest of his life."
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HopeOfZion	Re: Read it in the Readers Digest	#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6815 07/17/04 10:26:27	sigh heheheh "Jesus preached the Kingdom, but what came was the church." - author unknown "There is not a truth existing which I fear or would wish unknown to the whole world." - Thomas Jefferson All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is accepted as self-evident. -- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860) Site: www.hopeofzion.com Message Board: pub64.ezboard.com/bhopeofzion55953
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