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servant		#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1146 07/27/09 08:44:29 Moderator	Trivia: Why does an Amish chicken coop have two doors..... ............if it had four doors, it would be a sedan.
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HopeOfZion		#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6379 07/27/09 10:11:28	no comment. www.hopeofzion.com Read my book: God's Strange Act: The Destiny of Ephraim and the Restoration of the House of Israel ezboard: bhopeofzion55953
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servant		#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1171 08/20/09 09:03:58 Moderator	A little, old, lonely lady goes to a pet shop and buys a parrot. She brings it home and it won't talk. So, the next day she goes back to the pet shop and talks with them and they sell her a mirror. She takes it home and the bird won't talk. So, the next day she goes back and they suggest a ladder. She buys one and takes it home and the bird won't talk. So, she goes back the next day and they sell her a bell. She goes home and the bird won't talk. The next day she come into the room and the bird is in the bottom of the cage, dying. With its last breath it says, "Didn't they have bird seed at the pet shop"?
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HopeOfZion		#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6403 08/20/09 10:32:01	This is one of your better ones in some time... I still makes me laugh, even after hearing it on the phone yesterday. I just shared this with some co-workers. LOL Thanks for the encouragement by the way, and the timely word. www.hopeofzion.com Read my book: God's Strange Act: The Destiny of Ephraim and the Restoration of the House of Israel ezboard: bhopeofzion55953
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servant		#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1177 09/01/09 03:01:30 Moderator	Remove this ad A bear walks into McDonald's and steps up to the counter. He says to the kid at the cash register, "I would like a...........coke." The kid asks, "Why the long pause?" The bear looks down and says, "I don't know, I've always had them."
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Posts: 1178 09/01/09 09:23:31 Moderator	Ancient humans, venturing across the ice bridge to North America, got lost quite often. They found it very hard to keep their Bering Strait….
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HopeOfZion		#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6419 09/02/09 10:29:22	www.hopeofzion.com Read my book: God's Strange Act: The Destiny of Ephraim and the Restoration of the House of Israel ezboard: bhopeofzion55953
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servant		#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1180 09/03/09 04:23:42 Moderator	A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes they reappeared together with a third person. - They have multiplied, said the biologist. - Oh no, an error in measurement, the physicist sighed. - If exactly one person enters the building now, it will be empty again, the mathematician concluded.
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HopeOfZion		#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6420 09/03/09 07:40:37	very odd and cerebral joke, if I have ever seen one. It took me a minute to figure it out. www.hopeofzion.com Read my book: God's Strange Act: The Destiny of Ephraim and the Restoration of the House of Israel ezboard: bhopeofzion55953
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servant		#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1183 09/08/09 05:01:48 Moderator	Remove this ad I think the people who created this joke left out that they all were assuming the building was empty. Therefore, the biologist assumed they multiplied. The physicist assumed there must have been an error in measurement. and the mathematicain assumed there was now a negative to the building that would only be fixed if one person went back in to bring it back to empty........
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