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Something I found at punoftheday.com today |
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Posts: 1351 07/07/06 02:53:13 Moderator |
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Re: Something I found at punoftheday.com today | #21 | ||
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Posts: 1351 06/29/07 08:43:03 Moderator |
"What do you say when someone takes your cheese? Leave my provologne.
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Posts: 1351 07/12/07 03:17:14 Moderator |
"I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all.
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Re: Something I found at punoftheday.com today | #23 | ||
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Posts: 1002 04/17/08 03:09:18 Moderator |
"When Jesus entered Jerusalem, people waved palm branches because they were being frondly." |
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Posts: 1024 08/06/08 05:42:04 Moderator |
I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!
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Posts: 1025 08/18/08 10:37:51 Moderator |
What do you put in an urban garden to watch over your beets? A metrognome.
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Posts: 1112 06/12/09 03:52:59 Moderator |
Catatonic - vitamin pills for the kitten? |
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Posts: 1138 07/23/09 03:39:39 Moderator |
She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
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Posts: 1184 09/14/09 03:49:16 Moderator |
Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
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Posts: 6426 09/14/09 09:39:14 |
Now, I liked that one!!! Made me laugh.
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Posts: 1185 09/14/09 10:27:07 Moderator |
Well, then, it did it's job.......
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Posts: 6427 09/14/09 11:27:45 |
I shared that one around the office. I found it works better when shared in writing, rather than verbal.
In writing, I hear a chuckle .... verbally, I get a weird stare for a minute, followed by a half grin.
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Posts: 322 09/18/09 18:48:49 On the Mountain |
hahahhhaha!
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Posts: 1187 09/20/09 05:45:14 Moderator |
Doug would probably recommend that I not be encouraged......hehehehheh.
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Posts: 6438 09/20/09 08:09:16 |
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Posts: 1189 09/25/09 03:02:00 Moderator |
To the bull in the pasture, may he live for heifer and heifer.
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Posts: 1203 10/27/09 02:47:29 Moderator |
"I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food."
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Posts: 6546 10/27/09 13:18:18 |
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Posts: 1206 11/03/09 04:05:50 Moderator |
"Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town."
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Posts: 6547 11/03/09 09:29:19 |
wow
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Posts: 1245 11/25/09 04:22:57 Moderator |
With only one piece of wood, I tried to convince the fire to light by use of a monologue. |
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